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When Ellipsis missed a period,
she birthed a typo,
& readers didn’t know whether to stop
or keep going.
It was literary purgatory.

Deciding to peel off some pounds,
Apple, Banana, & Pear Shapely
went to the gym, only to have Hourglass
pour them into smoothies.

Mart Tini went to bed with Ginny,
& he was rather shaken
(not stirred) awake,
for Apple was staring him in the eye.

Guarding her grandfather’s casket
all the way to Malden, Missouri,
was quite an undertaking.