Runneth Over

Bebe & CiCi Cupp
were fraternal twins who
fought for one man’s attention,
which sometimes kept them apart.

CiCi’s plumpness brought her down,
& Bebe was the pert new star,
that is, until DeeDee McCleavey,
a pair of identical twins—
almost Siamese in nature—
came bouncing around.

Bebe & CiCi were dumped,
putting them in a slump,
& crying all the way to A.A.,
where they learned that letters
were just a number.

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