They Do It Every Time
They see mellow yellow,
and translate it to go-go green.
They turn without blinking,
as they turn out ahead of you
when no one was behind you,
only to go rrreeeaaalllyyy slow;
they tailgate all the way to Christmas town,
while you go rrreeeaaalllyyy slow.
They flip the angry tweety bird
when they don’t get their way,
or pick their nose when they think
no one is looking.
They are Pensacola drivers
with “COEXIST” bumper stickers.