She loved her faithful husband
but hated the Christianity that had raised him to be.
She loved being pregnant
but hated giving birth.
She loved environmentalism
but hated the capitalism that helped her spread “the green word.”
She loved Mexican food
but hated Mexicans.
She loved cheering for the football players
but wouldn’t let them in her house.
She loved tolerance for all groups
but hated it when someone thought she was a member of one.
She loved living in the Deep South
but hated their genteel culture.