Whosoever Reads This Will Know
When Whosoever, Whatsoever, Wheresoever, Whensoever, and Howsoever
wafted into a bar and dished their scoop,
the Janus-faced Whichsoever
told them he didn’t care for their tale soever—
not without the Why.
And when they found him,
so modern and concise,
they became the journalistic list we all know.