Their love nest was a walk-in cooler,
where,
behind the crates of dairy products,
on a dilapidated pallet,
the steam they generated
threatened to sour the milk,
curdle the cream,
and melt the butter.
If customers only knew what went on
behind the milk doors,
they might go shelf-stable soy.
Haha, this one made me chuckle 🙂
And based on a true story!