Biff O’Brady & Mary Kaye Lady–
stuck in white- & pink-collar jobs–
felt repressed in neckties & bras.
So they decided to go for no collar-,
hooking up with the green-collars
that kept the solar-paneled roofs
over their heads.
And when they were finally
given the Jimmy Choo boot,
they realized that they’d
just been feeling blue.
(Collar, that is.)
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