Blonde with an E

(Based on a true story from one whose roots are as blond as her hair is brown)

Mollie Mohrmen,
always on the hunt for a job
that offered discounted meals,
finally got an interview
at Hogi Yogi
in Jellystone Mall.
When the manager told her
that he was looking for people
who were hungry,
& she said,
“Well, I just had lunch,
but I appreciate the offer,”
the interview was over,
& she never understood why.

2018 November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 14