Pre-Carbon Dating

When Oxymoron made a pass at Sinner Sass,
he got the girl but lost the woman,
for his personality was split
right down the middle–
all the way past his banana.
(There wasn’t enough whipped cream
in the world to make that palatable).
But the real rub was that 
apples & pears became more her thing,
but only after she’d had her way 
(or at least halfway)
with him.

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