Fake Facts

She spent her life taking questionnaires
in junk science magazines
& quizzes in fashion forward ones,
answering questions such as:
In a public space or a private place?,
In the bedroom or on the dining room table?,
Before breakfast or after dinner?,
convincing this brunette bonbon
that she was a nymphomaniac
when she hadn’t had a “date” in 21 days.

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