They Didn’t Leave Empty-Handed
A blonde, a brunette, & a redhead
walked into a bar.
Blondi was looking for a hook-up,
Miss Browne, a grown-up,
& Red, her next breakup.
Blondi got her wish,
plucked from last night’s lineup,
Red, from next month’s lockup,
& Miss Browne, from the other side
of that night’s stickup.