Harlow’s Hankering for Handymen

Mr. Roche was so fetching in his Orkinix uniform,
not too fresh, & just the right amount of funny.
In his starched whites & hard hat,
he slayed the dragons,
or rather sprayed the little creepy-crawlies.
She fell for him that day,
that is,
until Joe the Plumber opened her pickle jar,
for no man was a walking Swiss Army knife.