Every John who came through
“Lorelei’s Happily Ever After, Inc.”
would learn that their slogan—
“If you’re not happy,
it’s not the end”—
was all too true,
for they went in as John Smith,
only to leave as John Doe.
Every John who came through
“Lorelei’s Happily Ever After, Inc.”
would learn that their slogan—
“If you’re not happy,
it’s not the end”—
was all too true,
for they went in as John Smith,
only to leave as John Doe.